Delicious books, my own and others. Delicious adventure, my own and others. It’s a shame I have to work when I have all this energy to do such strange and wonderful things…
Read MoreAh yes, a big scoop of sorrow, grated heart, a dash of despair, a cup of grief, a pinch of self-actualization and behold: wisdom. It tastes so bitter, though. Is it supposed to? Maybe I missed something in the recipe? I never could follow directions.
Read MoreSweet, sweet surrogate feelings, come to me in comic form. Fairy Tail, why are you so delightful? How can I say no to that face?
Read MoreIS IT RUNNING TIME YET? WHERE’S MY BIKE? I can’t handle this bullshit. I just want to RIIIIIIIDDEEE!
Read MoreIs this what’s supposed to happen? Can’t I do anything normal?? But hey, sex is actually fun. Who knew?
Read MoreBaby, I’m so sorry the bench collapsed and you fell, breaking your tender ass. Maybe I just didn’t follow the directions?
Read MoreAnd God Bless Us…aww, look, another couple is making out. Can’t swing a dead cat without something romantic rolling up in this bitch. Shame no one wants to mate with an android…I imagine I could pull out some pretty good benefits if given half the chance…what? No? Aw man. Maybe next year.
Read MoreShe has undone me with Pablo Naruda. Something broke that will never heal itself. And what the fuck do I do with that?
Read MoreSeriously. My heart hurts. I opened up my insides and found her.
Read MorePhase I testing is on schedule and ready to complete by next week. We are ramping up Phase II operations. Physical contact. How terrifying. And to think, this is the defining experience of most humans’ existence. Oh my.
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