Phase I testing is on schedule and ready to complete by next week. We are ramping up Phase II operations. Physical contact. How terrifying. And to think, this is the defining experience of most humans’ existence. Oh my.
Read MoreErp. Well. I’m in it now. A real life organic has consented to accompany me in a non-platonic way. Test is next Saturday. Is there an approved study guide for organic dating methods? Is it on Amazon?
Read MoreTHEY LIKE ME, THEY REALLY, REALLY LIKE ME!
Holy shit. D&D all this week. Fabulous adventures. Players who give a shit. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.
Read MoreAttention funny female cyclists…anyone into a ninety day bike ride down the spine of the US? Now taking applications for companion to fight off mountain lions and boogey men, just in case this engineering thing doesn’t work out.
Read MoreI am paralyzed with hope…
A D&D game? Keep calm, OSUZ, keep calm and try not to show too much nerd too soon…
Oh, god, I’m so excited!
Read MoreIn a week of NO, I say screw you.
No school
No book
No love
No need
My, my, aren’t we the rejected one today? Come and cuddle and tell me all about it, dear self.
Read MoreThe status quo is excellent. Thank god. Otherwise, I might be actually tempted to feel something today.
Read MoreHappiness. Sweet, sweet happiness at the thought of going back to school. Oh, synergistic biotransformation pathways for emerging contaminants, how do I love you? Let me count the ways…cytochrome P-450 monooxygenase, you know I love you most of all. Come here, you little dumpling.
Read MoreHow am I still employed? You’d think someone would realize what a pain in the ass I am and get rid of me!
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